The scheduled sidewalk stamp for today has been pre-empted so that I can bring you this breaking news: people in the Eastside Neighborhood Organization Facebook group are getting angry about sidewalk construction. It’s true! Wordy tilts about bum walks are not the exclusive province of the 1910s. It’s great watching people get livid about (allegedly) badly-made sidewalks.

I considered coming into the fray to explain that this is why they’re supposed to stamp their names on it, but ultimately thought better of it.