Or, everything you ever wanted to know about Hugger but were afraid to ask.
Editor's note (added July 11, 1999): This FAQ was written in a moment of extreme giddiness. I was going to simply delete it, but finally decided to preserve it for historical interest. It was written sometime during mid-to-late July 1997.
BunnyHugger, recently unanimously voted "Alt.devilbunnies Mascot,"[1] is a noted devilbunny moralist, or perhaps the only devilbunny moralist. Her chief goal in life is to spread morality and give Stern Looks to the evil.
Judging from the recent [Editor's note: July 1997] Mass Gathering, this is the most commonly asked question about the Moralist Doe. It has two possible answers:
a) Online. Check FurToonia, or SuperChat #devilbunnies.
b) Asleep. Check her burrow. Or, rather, don't; she needs her rest.
Depending on whom you ask, BunnyHugger is a devilbunny, a human, or a squirrel. In fact, she used to be human, then became a devilbunny, and is now starting a new life among squirrels.
Generally at night.
Chemicals.
Better, now that she's no longer drug-addicted and hallucinating. Her self-mutilation is also healing nicely. Thanks for asking.
Q: What's red and invisible? A: No apples!
If she's in full moral mode, Immanuel Kant. If she's in heteronomous-slave-of-the-passions mode, Paul McCartney.
"Live in your own burrow, and notice how poorly it's furnished."
BunnyHugger was recently [Editor's note: again, July 1997] voted Alt.devilbunnies Mascot. [1] She is also the premiere devilbunny philosopher (no, this is not saying much, but nevermind). In addition, she is the only devilbunny to have been visited by an apparition of Immanuel Kant.
"[innocent wiggle]"
"But I'm a good bunny!"
"I hate evil! It's bad!"
"You have no respect for the moral. [indignant fluff]"
"Argh!"
"[blush]"
"[cross look]"
Achtung.
Phenomenon.
Noumenon (or, "Ding an sich").
Autonomy.
Heteronomy.
McCartney.
If you should ever manage to get on her bad side, do mind your ears in her presence.